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Dec. 17th, 2009 07:56 pmThat whole "the internet revolutionised christmas shopping!" speel is such lies, it's got to the stage when the DHL man arrives I hold him captive till I've unboxed everything and checked it twice, in one week, an ipod has gone walk about - then I wasn't charged for it, then I was charged for 2, now Instead of the £119 I should be paying for it they've finally sent it and want to charge me £152.95 instead.
I've waited in for three days for deliveries when I could have actually gone to the fucking shop and bought it faster! and as soon as you pick up the phone and ask why it's not here at 6.15 when apparently deliveries stop at 6pm they just suddenly appear on your front door step like you're being all irrational, or they deliver a day early and you think you've won you unbox your beautiful shiny new microwave and oh yes MIGHTYMASSIVEDENT!! in one side, they can collect it but they can't redeliver one at the same time. its company policy Mrs Payne.
Because I have a vagina I am Mrs Payne, not Miss it's company policy.
I keel you. INTERTUBES Y U MAKEZ IT HARD ON MOI.
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I've waited in for three days for deliveries when I could have actually gone to the fucking shop and bought it faster! and as soon as you pick up the phone and ask why it's not here at 6.15 when apparently deliveries stop at 6pm they just suddenly appear on your front door step like you're being all irrational, or they deliver a day early and you think you've won you unbox your beautiful shiny new microwave and oh yes MIGHTYMASSIVEDENT!! in one side, they can collect it but they can't redeliver one at the same time. its company policy Mrs Payne.
Because I have a vagina I am Mrs Payne, not Miss it's company policy.
I keel you. INTERTUBES Y U MAKEZ IT HARD ON MOI.
Appropriate icon is appropriate.
