jacks_echo

I think its time I officially stop taking DIY tips from google, "just remove the little pink valve" you say "be fine" you say, ten minutes later bathroom flooded, wet slippers and a broken toilet..you never mentioned that part though did you? - so yeah I broke the toilet, brand new toilet - wank flush - I assume being the uber goddess of fixing shit this is small fry, not so much - calling British gas in the morning hoping to fuck they can sort this out, because if and I say this hesitantly IF I tell Barry I am a dead person. he spent four hours putting brand new tiles on the wall and now they're black, he will kill me then beat my corpse with a stick, he's definatly the angry sort.

as for the tiles - i'll be repainting the grout in the hope no one fucking notices, and if they do I'm making sure i'm well out of the way.

I should have stuck to the simple shit, electrocuting myself and covering the carpet in paint, its my strong point.