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Somehow, I have no idea I've managed to tear two muscles in my chest - one in between two ribs and one above my breastbone, apparently I am the worlds most aggressive yawner because I have no idea how in gods name that even happened. problem being I have never felt pain like this and we're talking 6 weeks recovery time, on the basis I don't do any more damage so that rules out yawning, stretching and sneezes I can see this going well can't you? it better be healed before we go to see Russell Howard on the 22nd heads will roll. Armies of agile ninjas can't keep me away from Russell Howard, I don't think I've ever waited so hard to go somewhere in my life. it's like disneyland for grown ups.




Basically I'm thinking other than the obvious ouch, the snow this week has kind of saved me - I was meant to be in lewisham and erm..well I didn't go at all any of the days I was meant to be there..but what with all the closures due to the snow I have madddd excuses ready, plus I'M NOT WEEELLLL *bawl*

Peeeeopple - Is dreamwidth any different from livejournal? I get that it's the same premise as such but is it any more active and is it worth paying money to get an account? I kind of want one but I don't know if it's worth the effort I already have all the usual social accounts and update practically none of them I've even stopped paying for my account on here because I don't update enough and its not justifiable to keep paying so I can have lots of icon slots.

I bought a bottle of southern comfort when I hobbled to the supermarket earlier, it's absolutely glorious I've drunk half and you could fry an egg on my face now - I'm going to go and watch some tossbag get thrown off the apprentice because that's all Wednesday is good for.

Ugh. wuthering heights you hot period drama bitch.

two hours of nonstop heart rending depression. I need a good lie down.
Also heathcliffe would feel my mighty thunder, not sure if that's appropriate for a fictional character?

BTW PPL.
I have seen Morrissey, he is a rather beautful creature. all yellowy and arousing in his sweatiness.
I have the poster to prove it, and the anger the terrible terrible anger only morrissey fans can give you.
two times now my arse has danced to some girls are bigger than others, two times it got tired fast.
Morrissey you genius, I am really bigger than other girls.
also as a quote "the first book was made in france...the country" is hugely random and pointlessly entertaining.


never has words on a roof in Brixton been so exciting.
He truly made me wish I was a gay man so I could show him the length and breadth of my appreciation.
alas my penis will not grow not even for you Moz.

http://www.gibson.com/Files/AllAccess/2007/Slideshows/ThroughTheLens/images/large/JohnnyMarr.jpg

Johnny Marr is beautiful. and this is your randomest fact of the day.
admittedly he doesn't do much but he's just one of those people who does not strive to be cool he just has it. infact it might be his coolness that broke my bra, because not ten minutes after they left both sides of underwire popped out and stabbed me in the chest. Or I just buy rubbish undercrackers, I'm betting the latter [and sending the company a poison pen letter because I spend cash on their rubbish I've moaned about this all day] Also people of morrissey communites do not question the marr for he is superior to you in many ways and his actions are legit and valid, if he wants to record a Cribs album you knows you better but on the fuck out of that good holy shit right thurr. Cribs are awesome. another fact. their fans are rubbish - fact three. "You have to stand here..." erm hello...Live Music events..you're doing it wrong. I push you and you fall over, yes thats how it works. and believe me...it always works.

I'm sleepy now. I slept most of the day, and then I watched Wrestling but I'm sleepy still, and downloading Slipknots new album proof of my ravaged mind, and hell yes I'm gonna listen to it, well...as well as you can listen to slipknot without playing imaginary thrash metal air guitar.

Night.