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Metal Mickey.
Dec. 10th, 2009 02:59 pmTuesday morning the braces landed. I say landed what I mean is squeaked, jutted, scraped and bust their way into my face for the rest of eternity. Photo included to show full extent of hamster face swelling.
My ortho is such a fucking loser. seriously, you stab me and cut my face open and it's my fault?! wtf bitch did I break your goddamn fingers, not once twice she bent my tongue in half backwards and sliced the bit where THE VEINS ARE with the tweezers, then she bust me in the jawbone with the other blunt end which looks a bit like a spoon, apparently I have a "ridiculous tiny child's mouth" because she actually wanted to fit the vast majority of her hand inside and couldn't. - I think we have a vendetta here now, I notice she only hurt me after asking me if I was okay, because I nodded to say I was she hurt me? like I should have been crying and she'd have hurt me less?
and she's cemented a Quad Helix into my mouth but actually told me after she'd done it, for the record a quad helix is cemented to your back teeth and thin metal wire box shaped like a wonky W expands across the roof of your mouth slowly to expand your pallet [to rid you of tiny child mouth syndrome] thing is it's got four huge metal rings on each edge to allow it to bend, when you move your tongue to swallow the loops come down and crush your tongue flat, after eight hours it's sore by today I have a hole in my tongue which looks like someone put a cigarette on out on it. doesn't feel greatly different either oddly it's something I have experienced.
I've been feeling generally quite pathetic, oddly I've barely ate anything but I'm not hungry either and I couldn't be arsed either way because it means brushing my teeth yet again, I've had a can of pepsi and I have to admit I feel naughty - it might explain my regression I've been sulking in my room for two days listening to taking back sunday which is last so millennium.
My nana came down this morning and fussed about, she brought half of the chemists with her so something will stop the hole getting any bigger so I can eat something thats not liquid, she's raging about how badly trained the dentist is all 5feet and no inches of her is spoiling for a fight. god she's so precious.
By the way Christmas - please be gone, because i can't eat any of you.
no love
Me.
My ortho is such a fucking loser. seriously, you stab me and cut my face open and it's my fault?! wtf bitch did I break your goddamn fingers, not once twice she bent my tongue in half backwards and sliced the bit where THE VEINS ARE with the tweezers, then she bust me in the jawbone with the other blunt end which looks a bit like a spoon, apparently I have a "ridiculous tiny child's mouth" because she actually wanted to fit the vast majority of her hand inside and couldn't. - I think we have a vendetta here now, I notice she only hurt me after asking me if I was okay, because I nodded to say I was she hurt me? like I should have been crying and she'd have hurt me less?
and she's cemented a Quad Helix into my mouth but actually told me after she'd done it, for the record a quad helix is cemented to your back teeth and thin metal wire box shaped like a wonky W expands across the roof of your mouth slowly to expand your pallet [to rid you of tiny child mouth syndrome] thing is it's got four huge metal rings on each edge to allow it to bend, when you move your tongue to swallow the loops come down and crush your tongue flat, after eight hours it's sore by today I have a hole in my tongue which looks like someone put a cigarette on out on it. doesn't feel greatly different either oddly it's something I have experienced.
I've been feeling generally quite pathetic, oddly I've barely ate anything but I'm not hungry either and I couldn't be arsed either way because it means brushing my teeth yet again, I've had a can of pepsi and I have to admit I feel naughty - it might explain my regression I've been sulking in my room for two days listening to taking back sunday which is last so millennium.
My nana came down this morning and fussed about, she brought half of the chemists with her so something will stop the hole getting any bigger so I can eat something thats not liquid, she's raging about how badly trained the dentist is all 5feet and no inches of her is spoiling for a fight. god she's so precious.
By the way Christmas - please be gone, because i can't eat any of you.
no love
Me.
