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this day will forever be known as the day of giant donkey balls of fail.
so not in the mood. if the child so much as looks at me on his arrival I will sow his braces together whilst he sleeps, then he'll know what true frustration sounds like.

Pray for the life of the man from British Gas, he has no idea what is about to happen to him.
I can do amazing things with a plunger.