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Dec. 24th, 2010 06:54 pmI just had my first seasonal injury of the year, you know that awful Russian roulette moment with ice where you're thinking "this looks really dangerous, I have three shopping bags, one is full of glass bottles..yeah I'll chance it" that is because usually it is dangerous, and yes you will go west.
Doc Martens can not save you from break dancing on ice and they can't save you from hitting a pit-bull with one of your shopping bags right in the head and taking him with you either, poor dog tried to run away because the bags scared him took a whack and slid along on his side, we just laid there for a moment staring at each other. nature is cruel to everyone.
the supermarkets are bedlam, apparently there is and I quote *michael cole* "a national sellotape shortage!" OMG HOW WILL WE RECOVER FROM THIS CRISIS?. we will staple things or glue them or possibly put them in bags, together we'll get through this.
Merry christmas ladles and jellyspoons, I intend to eat my dinner tomorrow way before dinner time, watch burn notice, get pissed and find out what Gary's hidden in the Amazon box this year, hope you all have a good one.
Doc Martens can not save you from break dancing on ice and they can't save you from hitting a pit-bull with one of your shopping bags right in the head and taking him with you either, poor dog tried to run away because the bags scared him took a whack and slid along on his side, we just laid there for a moment staring at each other. nature is cruel to everyone.
the supermarkets are bedlam, apparently there is and I quote *michael cole* "a national sellotape shortage!" OMG HOW WILL WE RECOVER FROM THIS CRISIS?. we will staple things or glue them or possibly put them in bags, together we'll get through this.
Merry christmas ladles and jellyspoons, I intend to eat my dinner tomorrow way before dinner time, watch burn notice, get pissed and find out what Gary's hidden in the Amazon box this year, hope you all have a good one.
