Feb. 2nd, 2009

bong!

Feb. 2nd, 2009 07:15 am
jacks_echo: (jeff - braids)
The Apocalypse is nigh. and its white and frosty.
just seen the news and apparently they've cancelled the entire of london transport today, buses trains trams the lot. just one lone man weaving all over Oxford street on his bicycle. they've shut down city airport - leaving thousands of passengers stranded, you're not to use the motorway because its bloody dangerous, and were expected to recieve another four to six inches of snow, most of britain is up to five or six inches already.

God being british is just an excuse for melodrama.
not to mention this shit : http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7861762.stm
no really, having a vagina and going to work not sitting at home breastfeeding your six year old and telling them he worlds totally awesome kong will make them fail at school and become social lepers. thusforth stay home claim benefits and we'll cuss you out for being a leech who only has kids to claim welfare. win you no never.

The news in the morning makes for lulz I swear they just make this shit up as they go along like "oh hai you're all in your snowploughs on the way to work you ain't reading this shit!"

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